
overwatch challenge // favourite heroes [4/10]
D.VA → “D.Va one, bad guys zero.”
Step One: Open the fanfiction
Step Two: Read the first few lines
Step Three:Step Four: Close the fanfiction
Step Five: Repeat process for an indefinite amount of time
Back when I worked at walgreens I didn’t know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I’d be like yeah it’s on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard
By talos this can’t be happening again
in honor of our approaching anniversary, my boyfriend saw fit to reflect on one of my more romantic moments
anyway this was the text